Ashley Tisdale Fakes

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My god, this is probably the most convincing fake of our favorite lady I’ve ever seen. Sit back, unzip and enjoy!

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Here’s a freebie. And a really good one. More sailors should look like Ashley and dress like Ashley here.

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I saw a lot of girls dressed like Ashley is on the left at my high school prom. But I only saw one dressed like Ashley is on the right, and that was after 15 cheesy prom dance songs and a little too much alcohol.

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I tolerated High School Musical because of Ashley Tisdale, and to a lesser extent, Vanessa Anne Hudgens. We already know what Vanessa looks like naked, but I’m left to sort through various Ashley fakes to get my giggles. Either way, HSM would have been way better if Sharpay preferred skinny-dipping.

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Now there’s a present that I wouldn’t mind under my tree.

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Once you go black, you never go back. Unless it’s Jack Black and in that case you go back very quickly.

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This time around, she’s all tied-up with another cutie, Brenda Song. It’s as if the Disney Channel and my college fraternity exchange ideas.

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The High School Musical phenomenon swept the nation and captured the hearts of tweens. But it also caught the attention of men who still wanted high school girls. High school is more about awkward sexual escapades than anything Disney thinks.

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Ashley looks so happy being tied up here. I look just as happy, but you can’t see my face.

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I really should start watching the Disney Channel more if this is what Ashley’s doing on her show. There’s something Suite about Ashley taking her bra down.

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